I'm 20, i have a pet cat and my name is Jake.
Age 32, Male
Fail
Stoke on trent
Joined on 8/10/12
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You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the hidden skull!